Things I Say While Driving

Me:	Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me:	What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me:	NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me:	Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me:	Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me:	Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me:	If I miss that green light because of you...
Me:	You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me:	I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me:	Shit is that a cop? No.
Me:	Shit THAT is a cop.
Me:	Nope, roof rack.

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