BOOM. ya dead.

Things I Say While Driving

Me:Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me:What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me:NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me:Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me:Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me:Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me:If I miss that green light because of you...
Me:You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me:I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me:Shit is that a cop? No.
Me:Shit THAT is a cop.
Me:Nope, roof rack.
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